Will was just an ordinary guy living his years in Simi Valley, California. His life was going nowhere and he knew he had to do something. After considering his options (whatever they were). He decided to join the U.S. Army World tour on an 8 year gig. After going all around the world on Uncle Sam's pocketbook, he decided that a change was needed(The Army was also undergoing drawdowns, but that is another story). After a bout of depression, he had a vision of tremendous revelation (or maybe it was just a reaction from watching too much prime time programming). He needed to do something with his life. He proceeded to the nearest college (Moorpark Community College) and signed up for drama auditions to forge his acting skills. After shows such as Bullshot Crummond(Otto Von Bruno), The Taming of the Shrew(Baptista), Tracers(Drill Sergeant Williams), and numerous one-act plays written and directed by students, his training was showing fruit. He knew it was time for Revolution. He knew it was time for a wake up on a Television scale. All he needed was similar people who shared his dream of a better life through entertainment. The formation of the Inner Circle is the result of this. With the creative power and technical knowledge of the Inner Circle and the High Command, F.A.R.T. became the reality it is today.

     Cosmo began his life in relative obscurity going through life without really doing anything of value, until in his third year of high school he accidently embarked upon an acting career.  From that moment on he has done nothing but act and go to school, sleep being a commodity he cannot afford.  But acting was really somewhat blah until he ended up taking on the role of cosmo the insane conspiracy theorist, and it was a match made in heaven.  Insanity is fun, he figured out, and has decided to join F.A.R.T. under the guise of PsychoKnight Cosmo of the Spork Order.  Long live Spork Industries, and down with Clint Howard.